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A colloquialism is a word, phrase or other form used in informal language.
Parents can say some pretty weird things. My father grew up in Iowa, the heart of the Midwest, so some of the things he said seemed weirder than normal to us California-kids. Like the time he scolded my sister at the dinner table, saying she was “As independent as a hog on ice.”
Our reaction: “Huh?” (Could’ve been, “WTF?” but we weren’t allowed to swear.)
Seriously. We’d lived in Southern California all our lives and had never seen ice or hogs in real life. We just stared. He took our stunned silence for acceptance and compliance, which was probably a good thing. For a lot of years, I assumed the hog-on-ice thing was an my dad’s own home-grown Iowanism. That is, until I started on my writing journey.
When I started writing, I started to notice all the odd informal sayings we used every day. I knew the implied meanings from the context in which they were used. But the meaning itself? Not so much. That’s why I decided to take on a handful of these oddball sayings…
“As independent as a hog on ice” Flailing about
Strangely enough, I’m not the only one who has been confused by this saying. This phrase has been baffling people for decades. Yes, decades! Etymologists started searching for an explanation from the time it first appeared in the mid 19th century. In 1948 Charles Earle Funk titled his first book of word origins “A Hog on Ice”. His foreword contains a seven (7!) page narrative of his inconclusive quest for the roots of this phrase.
The Oxford English Dictionary defines the phrase as “denoting independence, awkwardness, or insecurity.” That about sums it up for a hog that’s slip-n-sliding across the ice, much like Thumper and Bambi in the Disney animated feature. “You’re doing it your way, and making a mess of it,” was what my father meant by his independent-as-a-hog-on-ice speech.
Time magazine usage in 1948, “They like to think of themselves as independents … independent as a hog on ice.”
“In two shakes of a lamb’s tail” Fast, really fast
In general usage, it is easy to infer that this phrase means “a very short period of time”.
But why a lamb’s tail, of all things, to measure time by? Seriously. A little historical sleuthing uncovered that this is phrase is a distinct Americanism that dates back to the early 1800’s.
Apparently, a lamb can shake its tail pretty darn fast, much faster than other animals. Who knew? The term crossed “the pond” during the World War I, and became popular as British army slang.
“Bite the dust” ~ To die
I always associated this phrase with westerns. So I was not too surprised to discover that it was made popular by American westerns of the 1930’s. Picture a cowboy falling to the ground after being shot, and quite literally biting the dust when he lands face down. Because of its association with westerns, I was completely taken aback that the phrase actually dates back thousands of years before, to Homer’s Iliad. The following translation was made by American poet, William Cullen Bryant, in 1870:
His fellow warriors, many a one, fall around him to the earth and bite the dust.
Some might say that Bryant introduced the phrase in his interpretation of Homer. But I’m not going to argue that point. It works for m.
The phrase also appeared in the mid 1700’s in Tobias Smollett’s translation of Alain-Rene Lesage’s novel “Gil Blas (1715-1745):
…we make two of them bite the dust.
Again, the accuracy of the translation could be open to debate. However, I think it’s interesting that traces of the phrase date so far back.
“Till the cows come home” ~ A very long time
If you grew up in a city with no exposure to cows or farm life, this phrase makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. That’s because the expression alludes to cows’ fondness for extended leisure time out at pasture where there is lots of green grass to munch on. The cows would only rush back to the barn when their udders hurt and needed milking.
The phrase originated back in the late 1500s to early 1600s. But again, it was the cinema of the 1930s that made the expression popular. Groucho Marx used it in Duck Soup (1933) when he said to Margaret Dumont,
I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I’ll dance with the cows till you come home.
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Elizabeth Fais 
Colloquialisms are wildly fun! And while so many gems have been lost with the times, it’s funny how many are still tossed around, despite the question of whether the speakers know what they actually mean–and certainly not where they came from.
Some of the colloquialisms I hear and use fairly often: Kick the bucket. Tie one on, Hair of the dog, Penny wise and pound foolish, I have a bone to pick with you! Hat in hand, Gone to pot, Gild the lily …. so many goodies that fly out of our mouths time and time again. The fact that so many are actually quite ancient is fascinating considering they still “Have legs.”
Such a fun post, Elizabeth!
Thank you, Barbara! I’m glad you enjoyed the post. There are so many phrases that slip out without me thinking about it most times.
I work with a number of people for who English is a second language. They speak fluently, but every once in a while when I insert a colloquialism I can see they are perplexed. I instantly explain, but it made me realize how much I take these sayings for granted. You named quite a few of my favorites. I’ll have to do a follow on post with a few more sayings in the near future. 🙂
Very cool phrases! The origins of colloquialisms has always fascinated me. I spent quite a bit of time looking into ‘cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey’, as in ‘it’s cold!’, which has nothing to do with the usual explanation, probably isn’t scatological, and may not even be nautical. But that seems to be par for the course with these things; they gain a social meaning that transcends their often humble or obscure origins.
That is one I haven’t heard before! Did you ever discover it’s origins, or at least some idea of how it came about? Why a brass monkey and not an iron bull? You’ve got to wonder. 🙂
It’s amazing how each generation introduces its own colloquialisms, that future generations will no doubt be baffled by. They’re a type of shorthand communication.
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